Booby Trap Catches Bear Pants Down

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Hunter: Let’s set a booby trap and catch this thing

[places a tit pic under rope netting]

While the two men are waiting, a bear walks up and notices the pic.

“Damn those are nice” said the bear as he picked up the pic.

The men waited for the perfect opportunity before they captured the bear with the trap.

As the bear was dangling in the net he looked at the men and said

“I wasn’t finished masturbating.”

The two men looked at each other and laughed.

“I’m tempted to let him finish.”

“Let’s get him to the sanctuary. He’ll fit right in with all the other horny bears.”


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