Bosses Do What They Want
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1 min readJan 8, 2017
BOSS: I got you a gift
EMPLOYEE: [unwraps] a set of tiny sweaters. thank you..
BOSS: I put em on my hundred dollar bills
EMP: why
BOSS: [pats employee on the back overly hard] keeps em warm!
[boss walks away as employee ponders over what just happened]