Bosses Do What They Want

BOSS: I got you a gift

EMPLOYEE: [unwraps] a set of tiny sweaters. thank you..

BOSS: I put em on my hundred dollar bills

EMP: why

BOSS: [pats employee on the back overly hard] keeps em warm!

[boss walks away as employee ponders over what just happened]

Leave a green heart and go grab some tiny sweaters for your money. Don’t let them get cold.