Cooking on Good Morning America
Chef Duck:
Today we’re going to be making a little chili as the weather begins to cool down.
[throws in ingredients]
This is going to simmer for the next few hours but
[pulls out already cooked chili]
I went ahead and made a batch earlier.
Here’s some bread; the perfect side to soak up the flavor.
GMA Host:
[smiling while trying the soup with a spoon]
Delicious.
Do we have any gluten free options to try with the soup?
*record scratch*
Chef Duck:
[drops ladle]
*mutters under breath* the fuck u just ask.
[cameras pan away as chef duck walks toward host while rolling up sleeves]
GLUTEN WHAT BITCH
Green hearts and bread are tasty. Publication: Rue Renegade
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