Cop Turns In Badge After Witnessing Partner Serving The Community
BROOKLYN, NY — Rob Burr (21), slammed his badge on his chief’s desk after questioning his legitimacy as a police officer. Having a week of no arrests and citing an old lady for jaywalking rubbed him in areas he didn’t like. But what really creamed his corn was witnessing his police partner serving food to locals. When his chief mentioned serving the community helps prevent crime and improves their image as officers, he felt he was plenty handsome without having to prove it to anyone. Rob was quoted saying
“The police academy didn’t teach me to be a good person but I did learn to handcuff things, four donuts at once, and violently disperse peaceful protests.”
When asked who his role model was as an officer, he mentioned Rod Farva from Super Troopers. Rob felt the guy was misunderstood but was ultimately a better cop than notable characters like Jon and Frank from Chips, Sonny and Ricardo from Miami Vice, Robocop from Robocop, and just about any other more qualified actor playing a cop.
When asked where he’ll land next, he mentioned joining the Secret Service as he believes he’ll get more action with the Feds. Like Martin Luther King, he has a dream more officers will take notice of his act of protest and follow suit until they see more drug busts, aggravated assaults, and public nudity charges countrywide. Rob will be the only martyr here.
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