Do Not Forget, Smokey is Still a Bear
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1 min readJan 6, 2017
[Smokey giving a riveting speech about forest fire prevention]
SMOKEY: And remember kids, only you can prevent forest fires.
[applause]
[I walk up and give Smokey a hug]
ME: I enjoyed your speech
[Smokey’s natural instincts kick in and he proceeds to bite my head clean off]
