Lebron James Quoted ‘Taking His Talents Home’ If Cavs Sink
CLEVELAND, OH — After falling to the Warriors in Game four last night Lebron James was quoted in the postgame press conference as ‘taking his talents home’ if they go down again. The future hall of famer was seen shuffling uncomfortably as reporters pinged him with questions ranging from what his favorite color was to would he rather fight a horse-sized duck or a team of duck-sized horses? He pleaded the fifth on the latter, but we know he would rather wrangle a duck-sized horse as that would bring out his more latent wrestling talents.
When asked about the ‘Home’ team he alluded to joining, he mentioned they had a bedroom, jacuzzi, and private basketball court with his name on it. He felt the satisfaction of leaving everything behind and boarding himself was far greater than partaking in offseason events.
While his words say one thing, I believe he’s joining ‘Home’ because of the absorptive properties of the pillowcase and bedspread he’ll be crying on. Alas, we can only speculate. Though things appear dire for the Cavs, game five will be pivotal in seeing if they still have it in them to beat the man-sized duck team from the bay area in hopes of not sending Lebron ‘Home.’
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