Mustard is NOT a Game

SOLDIER: [hands gas mask] put this on

ME: why

SOLDIER: they’re pinning us with mustard gas

ME: .. we talking name brand or that generic shit?

SOLDIER: I think that generic shit

ME: O HELL NAH

[throws on gas mask and charges headlong into battle guns blazing]

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