Mustard is NOT a Game
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1 min readJan 13, 2017
SOLDIER: [hands gas mask] put this on
ME: why
SOLDIER: they’re pinning us with mustard gas
ME: .. we talking name brand or that generic shit?
SOLDIER: I think that generic shit
ME: O HELL NAH
[throws on gas mask and charges headlong into battle guns blazing]
