My Dream Girl
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1 min readJan 24, 2017
ME: bachelorette #1, how would you like to die
B1: …… what?
[buzzer goes off]
ME: bachelorette #2, same question
B2: please hit my head with a tire iron by the ocean
[half the audience gasps and the other half snickers]
[I throw my question cards in the air and run over to her]
ME: [gets on one knee] bachelorette #2, will u marry me?
[she agrees and we wind up getting married, having a few kids, buying some stuff, retiring to florida, and dying]
**BONUS POINTS IF U KNOW WHERE THAT LAST LINE CAME FROM**
