No Gluten Is Free

Me: Excuse me mam. Do y’all offer any gluten free options?

Waitress: O you think this gluten is FREE?

Me: Huh. No. I have celiac..

Waitress: We WORK for our gluten here.

Me: .. [folds up menu] I’m not hungry anymore.

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