Overly Excited Swat Guy
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1 min readSep 20, 2016
Swat Guy: POLICE. OPEN UP
Me: FUCK YOU
“DON’T MAKE ME COME IN THERE”
Swat Guy 2: *softly* that’s not what we say
SG: o yeah
“YOU’RE ALREADY COMING IN HERE”
SG: how does he know?
2: [shrugs]
[kicks down door]
“HANDS IN THE AIR LIKE YOU JUST DON’T CARE”
2: [blatant cough]
[facepalms] I keep forgetting
[puts me in handcuffs]
“YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT.. OR I WILL MACE YOU”
2: Dude..
Me: Is this his first day?
2: .. [sighs] Might as well be.
