Overly Excited Swat Guy

Swat Guy: POLICE. OPEN UP

Me: FUCK YOU

“DON’T MAKE ME COME IN THERE”

Swat Guy 2: *softly* that’s not what we say

SG: o yeah

“YOU’RE ALREADY COMING IN HERE”

SG: how does he know?

2: [shrugs]

[kicks down door]

“HANDS IN THE AIR LIKE YOU JUST DON’T CARE”

2: [blatant cough]

[facepalms] I keep forgetting

[puts me in handcuffs]

“YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT.. OR I WILL MACE YOU”

2: Dude..

Me: Is this his first day?

2: .. [sighs] Might as well be.

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