Pop Culture Mashup Pt. 1
It was on the grounds of Hogwarts where one of the most epic battles known to the men of Middle Earth took place.
White Walkers vs Klingons
Each side summoned their respective champions.
As Harry Potter, champion of District 13, charged for war, he was met against Sauron of the Elite Four.
“Avada patronum!” screamed Black Panther.
Nobody had any idea what the spell did but it hit nonetheless. Joffrey looked at his hands and body; he still existed.
He fired back summoning a Pikachu. Pikachu quickly withdrew his lightsaber and charged at Black Panther.
Halfway to Black Panther, Pikachu was met with a vision of Jon Snow.
“You shall not pass” muttered Jon Snow.
Pikachu was confused but jumped high into the air, lightsaber pointed right at Katniss Everdeens heart.
She ducked left at the last second as Gimli buried his axe into the ground.
Quickly, Katniss summoned all her energy and fired with a resounding…
“KaaaaaameeeeeehaaaaaameeeeeeeHHHHHHHAAAAAA”
Gimli was obliterated.
Gimli turned to face Kylo Ren and in a fit of rage, summoned a Balrog.
Kylo knew he was defeated. He fled for his life but was nowhere near quick enough as the basilisk reigned down upon him with the most powerful hyperbeam the world had seen.
And thus Middle Earth was safe….
But for how long?
Aaron is a creative writer, pirate, artist, snapper, and wizard that enjoys eliciting positive feelings through the eyeballs that see his work.
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