Social Anxiety is Gone Now
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1 min readJan 16, 2017
ME: my therapist said it would be a good idea to get some fresh air
MOM: you should totally go for it
ME: [takes one small step onto front patio] hey this isn’t so bad
[I take one more step into the yard and am immediately scooped up by a pterodactyl]
ME: [in it’s clutches] wow you came out of extinction for this
[pterodactyl nods]
ME: *sighs* o the luck of someone with social anxiety