The Secret to Waldo’s Hiding Skills

Waldo: You found me

Officer: You don’t have any drugs on you?

W: No sir

[officer notices white residue on the bridge of nose]

O: Then you won’t mind if Officer Barksby sniffs you?

W: Not at all

[drug dog Officer Barksby jumps out and immediately barks at Waldo]

[the police search and find Hiding Enhancement Drugs or HED’s in the vehicle]

O: Explain this [holds up baggy]

W: Those aren’t mine

O: That’s what they all say. I can’t believe my son looked up to you

W: ..

O: Let’s see how well you hide in prison

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