Trees. Nature’s Bro

If you have to poop and there’s not a bathroom within the estimated time frame you’ve created based on the feeling of urgency, then befriend the nearest tree.

Trees get pooped on all the time. Birds. Bugs. Bears. Squirrels. Deer. Trees are cool with it. Sure they might deem it a bit strange to see a human but they’ll get over it. As long as you welcome them in your home just as they welcomed you in there’s, then you’re good.

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