You Are 5 Hour Energy
It’s 3am and you reach for another 5 hour energy. “Oh shit not again.”
Another 5 hours of laying awake. You don’t know what to do.
Your fridge is full of 5 hour energies. Your tap water is hooked up to a 5 hour energy facility. Your furniture is overlaid with 5 hour energy wrapping.
Your dog is wearing 5 hour energy clothes. You literally drive a large bottle of 5 hour energy. Your home is several 5 hour energy drinks cemented together.
Where did it all go wrong?
You sold your soul for this?
Was it worth it?
Your appendages slowly become plastic until you have fully evolved into a bottle of 5 hour energy and can no longer comprehend words…. or anything for that matter.
You’re immortal now. Left alone with your consciousness.
But hey, at least immortal as a life sized bottle of 5 hour energy and not viagra or something.
