Pizza Casbah Employee Reacts to Funny Yelp Reviews
I had the pleasure to interview a Pizza Casbah employee named Tyler. Tyler went into this interview with the perception that this article is entirely satirical.
#1
Mareena: From an outsider’s perspective, was this delivery person making a power move?
Tyler: Wow- holy shit. That is a real thing? Well this makes us look really, really bad. We do not condone the use of marijuana on the job –but the fact that this person making the delivery had the guts to do that is insane. This is just a power move I guess.
#2
Mareena: If this person decided to give Pizza Casbah another chance, what would you like to say to them?
Tyler: I would also tell them to blow their food before they eat it, and maybe they wouldn’t burn their mouth with our pizza slices. C’mon learn from your mistakes.
#3
Mareena: Now these are some strong lyrics to use against Pizza Casbah, what lyrics come to mind about a retaliation against this post?
Tyler: To quote Al Green, “Oh baby let’s stay together, loving you whether, whether times are good or bad, happy or sad.”
#4
Mareena: This person described Pizza Casbah as, “huge, cheap, and ok- nothing fantastic just kind of boring,” how would you describe Pizza Casbah?
Tyler: Ya know, I wouldn’t disagree with this description, but I would totally disagree with the boring part; Pizza Casbah is far from boring. Like c’mon if we were describing me I think that description would have been fine, but not Pizza Casbah… it doesn’t deserve that.
#5
Mareena: First impressions are important, but according to this person, you also ruined their second attempt at trying Pizza Casbah, what do you have to say for yourself?
Tyler: Third times a charm, am I right?
#6
Mareena: Do you believe this person was lost in the sauce?
Tyler: I’m sorry, but this review literally sounds like I have heard it on the food network. The format and everything was like I was being judged by a professional chef on the gosh darn food network.
