The 7 Vines of Fort Collins

Derek Slusser
1 min readJan 29, 2018

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1.Construction State

We all know construction in Fort Collins is terrible.

2.The Wanna-be Cowboys

You’ve seen them, and they’re definitely not cowboys. But they wanna be one. Maybe one day, they need to get a diesel truck and roll coal on College first.

3.The Vapers

You either love Adam or you hate him.

4.Stuck Behind a Train

We’ve all had our share of predicaments in traffic. Whether they be awkward or downright weird, being behind a train can lead to some interesting interactions.

5.Weirdos in Old Town

Everyone also has a story about this too. Sometimes its in broad daylight, sometimes late on a Friday night in The Square. Either way, at least he has some friends encouraging him to stop. Unlike mine who encourage my poor (often times alcohol induced) behavior.

6.Sorority Row

When walking by Zeta, you can often times catch a glimpse into the lives of your neighbors and colleagues.

7.A Thursday Night at Drunken Monkey

With enough liquid courage and personality some dare to shine at the front of the dance floor Thursday evenings at Drunken. Just don’t fall off a swing.

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