first things first

Hi! 👋

Whew, I’m so glad you’re here. And by “you”, I mean the potential human that could possibly be behind this screen. Otherwise, I’m just talking to myself—embarrassing.

I’d like to kick things off with a little toast… 🥂

Cheers to me starting a blog: may it last, may it be read, and may it ramble on as it pleases! (Spoiler: no gameplan here.)

Now, let’s really get better acquainted. I’ll give you some fast facts:

• Virgo (Don’t @ me about astrology)
• Has a cat named Robert
• Gel pen enthusiast
• Wes Anderson movies or bust
• I am in a relationship with Anxiety
• Puns, puns, and more puns

This is not a real Tinder bio, but if I had one, this is for sure what it would look like.

I can’t wait to actually write something worth reading.

xoxo