Why I won’t go to your workshop “Finding the Right One”

Five basic reasons:

  • I’m tired of relationship seminars. None of them have worked for me so far. I highly doubt attending another one will make a difference.
  • I’m ostensibly supposed to be packing for my trip the next day.
  • Guys? What guys? The ones in church around my age are either married, dating, or married to their jobs.
  • Activities? No way. When you’re twenty and learning in a group of peers, maybe. When you’re thirty, doing “activities” with kids a decade younger than you is just… weird.
  • I can’t even think about the title without getting over-emotional.

And that’s the clincher, really.

Because if I can’t even think about the title without getting emotional, what makes you think I will survive a whole night of it?