For Sale:

Head.

1987 original,
slightly used.

A little rough
around the edges.

A little scar
above the forehead.
Negligible internal damage.

Great mileage:
Can run all day
(and night)
without a break.

A little trouble
with the brakes
but you'll figure it out.

Can process gentle arithmetic
and the occasional dark comedy.

Not suited for multitasking:
Already in two places at once.

Feeds on books and poetry
and the occasional coffee.

Limited stock.
No returns. No exchange.
Serious buyers only.