Toilet Humor

Imagine my surprise today when I woke up and rose from my bed only to find my toilet taped shut.

“Weird,” I thought, and then headed to the other bathroom.

Taped shut.

I then went downstairs and — no surprise — that toilet was taped shut, too.

“Emma!” I yell out knowing there is only one human in my house who could be responsible for this. “Why did you tape all the toilets shut?”

She enters the room and then says matter of factly “I wanted to see if you would poop in your pants.”

Kids.

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