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Debunking the Most Popular Vaccine Conspiracy Theories
This won’t take long
In this world of widespread misinformation, fear-mongering and incoherent ramblings about COVID vaccines, I thought it would be a good time to inoculate our gelatinous brains with some cold, hard truth. My truth, anyway. There are plenty of theories about the dangers of these new vaccines, but as is usually the case, most can be disproved rather quickly. Some speculations you’ve heard before. Others, maybe not. Rat tails sprouting from our fingertips? Eek! But, with a micro-dose of investigation, nearly all can be deemed unlikely, improbable, or downright impossible.
Let’s take a look at some of the trendiest lunacies and completely annihilate them with reason, shall we?
Unknown Side Effects
The quickness with which these vaccines were developed has a lot of people questioning what happens besides 95% immunity from the virus. Though the clinical trials have shown few negative effects occur after a patient is vaccinated, a number of non-scientists are concerned that the drugs may have long-lasting implications on the human body. Rumors have recently emerged about the shots rendering men impotent, but this is little more than a pipe dream of wives everywhere. There’s no hard…
