A simple man stumbles across an old genie lamp in a thrift store in downtown Georgia.

The Daily Brailey
Sep 9 · 2 min read
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Genie: I am your genie, your wish is my command. You have three wishes. Remember, I cannot make someone fall in love with you or bring anyone back from––

Guy: Yeah yeah, yeah I get it. I wish I had a big swinging dick.

The man’s wish is granted, and the penis certainly is big and swinging, almost touching the floor.

Guy: Obviously, not this big! This is outrageous. An elephant’s trunk? C’mon, man. I mean, like, I wish I had a big dick like a black guy has a big dick.

The man’s second wish is granted and his penis magically transforms.

Guy: Jesus. Not literally a big black dick! It’s insane. Why would I want a big black dick on a white body? Idiot.

Genie: But you said “big black dick.”

Guy: Yeah, but… Ah forget it. Let’s start again. Just give me my old dick back, would ya?

Genie: Are you sure that’s what you want to wish for?

Guy: Yes! I wish I had my old dick back.

The man’s wish is granted. He gets his old dick back.

Guy: What?! Not the dick I had when I was a baby. Are you out of your mind? Right. Now, I wish my dick was twice as big as it was when I first found you.

Genie: Sorry, but you’ve used up your three wishes already.

Guy: Oh, for f*ck’s sake!


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