Genie: I am your genie, your wish is my command. You have three wishes. Remember, I cannot make someone fall in love with you or bring anyone back from––
Guy: Yeah yeah, yeah I get it. I wish I had a big swinging dick.
The man’s wish is granted, and the penis certainly is big and swinging, almost touching the floor.
Guy: Obviously, not this big! This is outrageous. An elephant’s trunk? C’mon, man. I mean, like, I wish I had a big dick like a black guy has a big dick.
The man’s second wish is granted and his penis magically transforms.
Guy: Jesus. Not literally a big black dick! It’s insane. Why would I want a big black dick on a white body? Idiot.
Genie: But you said “big black dick.”
Guy: Yeah, but… Ah forget it. Let’s start again. Just give me my old dick back, would ya?
Genie: Are you sure that’s what you want to wish for?
Guy: Yes! I wish I had my old dick back.
The man’s wish is granted. He gets his old dick back.
Guy: What?! Not the dick I had when I was a baby. Are you out of your mind? Right. Now, I wish my dick was twice as big as it was when I first found you.
Genie: Sorry, but you’ve used up your three wishes already.
Guy: Oh, for f*ck’s sake!