The Bigger Picture

The Best Pranks in Recorded History

(No, none of Ashton Kutcher’s Punk’d gags made this list)

The Things We Keep

On moving and starting over

Superman is a Terrorist

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, it’s Superman… Flying directly at our building…

Marcello’s Hands: A Picture Worth Exactly A Thousand Words

That’s Marcello Mastroianni.

Snapchat Saved My Relationship

Amid a falling-out between fuck buddies, reconciliation was just a Snap away.

The Axis of Douchebaggery: Judging the Remaining Republican Candidates

Let it be said outright that I…

Pregnant and Living in a Tent

This time last year, I was around six months pregnant and living in a…

Hillary Loves Donnie (And Doesn’t Give a Fuck About You).

I’ve been thinking about this photo a lot…

How to Procrastinate Like a Superhero

It’s time to come clean: I’m a professional procrastinator. I’ve spent my life honing my…