Meanwhile, in the Facebook Group: Dog Moms of Tallahassee

514 members & 4,000,000 posts per day

Anthony DeThomas
Dec 30, 2019 · 5 min read
(Image/ Delaney Dawson)

Welcome to the Dog Moms of Tallahassee Facebook group! This group is for all the fur baby mommas in the greater Tallahassee area to share funny stories, adorbs pictures, and helpful tips to make sure our pups get the support no human deserves!

Rules of the group: You must 1) insist that your work bio includes references to and/or pictures of your dog 2) reference your dog whenever a friend or co-worker references their human children 3) sign a pawternity leave advocacy letter addressed to local, state, and federal representatives 4) blood oath 5) keep all posts precious and fun!

Posts

October 19 at 9:45pm Olga Z. shared an article: How to bring your dog along on your keto diet journey

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October 19 at 8:31pm Jeanine posted: I finally understand what it’s like to be a mother. The journey from Instagram researching my fav breeds to traveling 4 hours to pick up Grayson from the breeder was truly transformational to my mind, body, and heart. Thanks for everyone’s support through these two crazy weeks!

  • October 19 at 8:32pm Shayla commented: we have a lot of dogs up for adoption at our community shelter?!?

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October 19 at 7:58pm Janet is looking for recommendations: Nut-free caterer, a DJ, and a magician for Ainsley’s doggo bday!

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October 19 at 7:54pm Brittany is looking for recommendations: Need a pet therapist…Gideon’s having anxiety since my partner and I separated…or maybe it’s his missing bone? Would love some recs!

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October 19 at 7:20pm Polly posted: My puppies first words!! So precious #grr #arfarf

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October 19 at 6:57pm Juanita posted: Ya’ll I’ve had it with the cleaning crew at my apartment bldg. They vacuumed during Colton’s nap today and now he won’t go to sleep! Ugh, some ppl are soooo unaware of how ridiculous they are!

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October 19 at 5:04pm Serena shared a video: We’re having a girl! We can’t wait to welcome our Retriever — French Bull Dog — Poodle — Other Kind of Bull Dog — Ryan Reynolds — Mastiff — Terrier — Husky — Pug mix, Kyler, into our hearts and legally binding wills!

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Lauren left the group.

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October 19 at 4:59pm Debra shared an article: Link found between dog autism and annual “shots.”

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October 19 at 4:58pm Lauren asked for a recommendation: new to the area…anyone know a good dog walker?

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Lauren joined the group.

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October 19 at 3:30pm Jean posted a review: 5-paws for our pup’s orthodontist, Dr. Levitz…if there’s better dog orthodontia out there then I don’t know it! Amazing financing options too!

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October 19 at 3:05pm Rosa posted: Been a ruff few months for Maddox and me. He’s been a trooper since his skin rash procedure so in solidarity I shaved my head and have been wearing a giant plastic cone around my neck. I wouldn’t have it any other way!

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October 19 at 2:52pm Bernice shared an article: Man gives kidney to his dog then dies. Saves dog’s life.

  • October 19 at 2:55pm Polly commented: Fur baby goals!

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October 19 at 2:01pm Angeline posted: After 4 years of hard work at Harvard, Princess has graduated and will start her first day at Goldman Sachs next week #prouderdogmom

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October 19 at 1:55pm Wendy posted: Hiya dawg mums! Wanted to share my corgi’s new program, which provides dogs who have been in combat with therapy humans. So proud to have raised such a contributing member of society! #prouddogmom

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October 19 at 12:13pm Nancy shared an article: Breast feeding vs. formula: giving your doggo their best start.

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October 19 at 11:24am Sheila shared an article: IVF solution enables moms to birth their own pups!

  • October 19 at 11:27pm Rochelle commented: finally!

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October 19 at 10:40am Sheila shared an article: Woman from Tampa gives birth to triplet golden doodles

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October 19 at 10:47am Lisa shared a link: Future of humans in question as more moms give birth to dogs than children

  • October 19 at 10:50am Lynn commented: neat! Also, can’t wait for Tatum to try his new fall booties! #twinsies

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