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The Best Pranks in Recorded History

(No, none of Ashton Kutcher’s Punk’d gags made this list)

Superman is a Terrorist

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, it’s Superman… Flying directly at our building…

The Axis of Douchebaggery: Judging the Remaining Republican Candidates

Let it be said outright that I…

Because Poop is Funny

My son gave new meaning to the term “shit-eating grin” yesterday.

I Found a Gray Pube the Other Day. I’m 25. AMA

Yes, it was mine.

The Kid in “The Giving Tree” is a Dick

A.k.a How Shel Silverstein prepared us for crappy relationships

Hate Your Life? K.I.L.L. Yourself

A foolproof method for making things better

A Douchebag By Any Other Name

A few years ago, some friends and I were talking about growing up and getting older. The question was…

A Note on Asshole ISIS Scum

Right now, these guys are just bullies at recess.

Fuck Your “Life Hacks”

If you want to change, then change.