We Need to Talk About Pockets

E.R. Ellsworth
Jul 29, 2017 · 3 min read

Dear Pants Maker,

First, I’m a big fan of your work. There’s a lot of polarization in the world today but almost everyone can agree that pants are pretty nice to have around. I own several pairs and wear them almost every day. My wife is the same way, always with the pants wearing. We both just love pants. There’s just one small problem…

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E.R. Ellsworth

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Co-creator of The Black Suit of Death, not a shill for the Illuminati. https://erellsworth.com

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