Weird True News — But I Thought Javelinas were a Sport

In response to a call about a creature stuck in Cornville, Deputies from Yavapai County arrived at the scene. They spoke with residents and determined that their car’s hatchback had been left open overnight; this is where our story takes off.

When I got this far, I was still confused on why it was news to have sports equipment in your hatchback. Cornville is an Arizona community near to Sedona. The creature turned out to be a javelina and was not related to throwing spears. Though some people think of a javelina as being related to wild…