5 Signs Your Biological Clock is Telling You It’s Showtime!
There comes a time in every woman’s life when she hears the voice of her biological clock calling out to her.
“What time is it? Showtime!”
This is Mother Nature’s way of letting you that your body is ready to embark on the miraculous journey that is riding New York City Subways. Here are five signs that your biological clock is telling it’s Showtime:
5. You are daydreaming about filling a Manhattan Mini Storage unit with baby clothes when suddenly, a dance crew has twisted and contorted themselves into your personal space but you don’t mind.
4. You think a kid pop-locking to pulsating beats is adorable and not at all sad that he is being forced to work for donations.
3. Cute baby shoes makes you think of the “Litefeet” crews.
2. Your ovaries twitch when you hear teens shout Showtime.
1. You get emotional every time you see that legless dude who scoots around on a skateboard begging for change because he will never get to Fox Trot across the Q-Train.
Your biological clock might start ticking when you’re 25 or it might not happen until you’re 35 but showtime is a beautiful, natural part of living in the city. And sure they occasionally flying karate kick a baby in the face but like who cares? Fuck babies.
