A Complete Ranking Of Dua Lipa’s New Rules

Before Buzzfeed’s listicles there was Dua Lipa.

Using Dua Lipa’s “he’s only calling ’cause he’s drunk and alone” ranking system, here are all the new rules ranked from worst to if you’re under him, you ain’t getting over him:

3. Don’t let him in.

2. Don’t pick up the phone.

1. Don’t be his friend.