A Complete Ranking Of Ludacris’ Fantasies
Using Ludacris’ “I wanna, lick you from yo’ head to yo’ toes” ranking system, here are all the fantasies ranked from the bed down to the down to the to the flo’:
40. You can scratch my back and rule me.
39. You can push me and just pull me.
38. Table top or just give me a lap dance.
37. We can do it in the White House.
36. Keep the door locked, don’t knock while the boat rock.
35. The Rock to the Park to the Point to the Flatlands
34. How ever you want it lover lover gonna tap that ass soon.
33. In back of the classroom.
32. How ‘bout on the beach with black sand.
31. We can do it on stage of the Ludacris concert ’Cause you know I got sold out.
30. Champagne with my campaign let me do the damn thing.
29. Red carpet dick could just roll out, go ‘head and scream you can’t hold out.
28. We go-bots and robots so they gotta wait ’til the show stop.
27. In the club we can do it In the DJ booth.
26. On hay in middle of the barn.
25. Whipped cream with cherries and strawberries on top, lick it don’t stop.
24. Rose pedals on the silk sheets.
23. Roll around Georgia Brown that’s the way I like it twerk.
22. On the top of my Escalade.
21. Horseback and I’ll get my reigns.
20. We can do it in the pouring rain.
19. Whips and chains, handcuffs, smack a little booty up with my belt.
18. I wanna get you in the bath tub With the candles lit you give it up till they go out.
17. What about up in the candy sto’ that chocolate chocolate make it melt.
16. On the ocean or in the boat, factories or on hundred spokes.
15. In the back of the V.I.P.
14. Maybe your girl and my friend can trade, tag team, off the ropes.
13. Running the train when it’s hot or when cold out.
12. Sauna, Jacuzzi in the back row at the movie.
11. In the sun or up in the shade.
10. School teacher let me get my brains.
9. I wanna get you in the back seat windows up.
8. In the garden all in the dirt.
7. I wanna get you in the Georgia Dome on the fifty yard line while the Dirty Birds kick.
6. That’s the way you like to fuck, clogged up fog alert.
5. Dracula man I’ll get my fangs.
4. Rip the pants and rip the shirt, rough sex make it hurt.
3. Like up on the roof roof tell yo boyfriend not to be mad at me.
2. Lick up your thigh then call me the Pac Man.
1. How ‘bout in the library on top of books, but you can’t be too loud.
