A Complete Ranking Of Ludacris’ Hoes In Different Area Codes

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Using Ludacris “I bang cock in Bangkok” ranking system, here are all the hoes in different area codes ranked from worst to schlong in Hong Kong:

43. (216) — Cleveland

42. (201) — North Jersey

41. (317) — Indianapolis

40. (301) — Southern Maryland

39. (203) — New Haven

38. (601) — Jackson

37. (850) — Tallahassee

36. (757) — Norfolk

35. (402) — Omaha

34. (334) — Montgomery

33. (205) — Birmingham

32. (708) — Cook County

31. (904)— Jacksonville

30. (314) — St. Louis

29. (718) — The Bronx

28. (804) — Richmond

27. (803) — Columbia

26. (313) — Detroit

25. (202) — Washington

24. (318) — Shreveport

23. (704) — Charlotte

22. (407) — Orlando

21. (502) — Louisville

20. (410) — Baltimore

19. (414) — Milwaukee

18. (206)— Seattle

17. (415) — San Francisco

16. (713) — North Houston

15. (281) — South Houston

14. (312) — Chicago

13. (901) — Memphis

12. (972) — Dallas

11. (214) — Fort Worth

10. (215) — Philadelphia

9. (702) — Las Vegas

8. (808) — Honolulu

7. (504) — New Orleans

6. (770) — North Georgia

5. (916) — Sacramento

4. (212) — Manhattan

3. (213) — Los Angeles

2. (305) — Miami

1. (404) — Atlanta