A Complete Ranking Of The Things Right Said Fred Is Too Sexy For

Before Buzzfeed’s listicles there was Right Said Fred.

Using Right Said Fred’s “I’m a model” ranking system, here are the things I’m too sexy for ranked from worst to so sexy it hurts:

8. Too sexy for my shirt

7. Too sexy for this song

6. Too sexy for your party

5, Too sexy for my love

4. Too sexy for Milan

3. Too sexy for my car

2. Too sexy for my cat

1. Too sexy for my hat