A Complete Ranking Of The Women Of “Mambo No. 5”

Before Buzzfeed’s listicles there was Lou Bega’s Mambo №5.

Using Lou Bega’s “A little bit of…” ranking system, here are the woman of Mambo No. 5 ranked from worst to makes me your man:

10. I like Angela and Pamela.

9. Jessica here I am.

8. Tina is what I see.

7. Erica by my side.

6. Sandra in the sun.

5. Monica in my life.

4. Mary all night long.

3. Trumpet!

2. The trumpet!

1. Rita is all I need.

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