A Complete Ranking Of Things That Don’t Impress Shania Twain Much

Before Buzzfeed’s listicles there was Shania Twain.

Using Shania Twain’s “so you think you’re something special” ranking system, here are all the things that don’t impress me much ranked from worst to keep me warm in the middle of the night:

4. Okay, so you’ve got a car.

3. Okay, so what do you think you’re Elvis or something.

2. Okay, so you’re Brad Pitt.

1. Okay, so you’re a rocket scientist.