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Party That Imagines They Won Election With Imaginary Policies Elects Imaginary Speaker

Ruminations from the north on the eventual election of a House speaker

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I didn’t think there’d come a time when I paid attention to arcane rituals of Washington, D.C. like electing a speaker for the House of Representatives.



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Patrick Metzger

Dilettante, smartass, apocalypticist. ***See “Lists” for stories by genre.***