Therapy for People Who Don’t Have Dainty Wrists

Help me Oprah-Wan-Kenobe, you’re the only one who gives away free cars

“OPRAH, ANUS. ANUS, OPRAH.” by nayrb7 is licensed under“oprah, after da announcement” by nayrb7 is licensed under CC BY-NC-ND 2.0

I miss Oprah. She told us how to live. She helped us relax. She held us near and said “C’mon guys. We got this.”

Now, in order to find levity in our plummeting dystopic world, we need to listen to Stephen Colbert, John Oliver, SNL, and our…