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Deluded Custodians November Challenge
“Stuck in an “Elevator” Pitch”
Google:
An elevator pitch is a brief (think 30 seconds!) way of introducing yourself, getting across a key point or two, and making a connection with someone. It’s called an elevator pitch because it takes roughly the amount of time you’d spend riding an elevator with someone.
. . . unless, you’re stuck in an elevator. Not necessarily on floor seven and a half.
But stuck, nonetheless. You might be the chosen one to pick up Starmucks coffee for the over-worked, underpaid staff. You might be a rock star. You might be totally deluded.
“Power will return in five minutes. Thank you for your patience,” a reassuring voice emits from the speakers.
So, there you are, only one other passenger. And he seems so familiar.
“I hate that line. Thank you for your patience. I always think of patients in a looney…
