How not to be a bootch
The antidote to how to be a bootch
This story is dedicated to Elaineh. Coz she is my favourite author on Medium and she recommended I write a book about this.
So I’m gonna. I’m gonna self-publish this book, and sell it on my shop. And it shall make millions and zillions of dollars. Which I shall promptly give away, to the good charities of the world.
Right anyway so what’s this all about?
Back in the day, there was this self-help book called Why men love Bootches.
Ok that’s not actually the word used ok 👍🏾? It’s a euphemism for another word.
I just don’t think it’s a great idea to swear on Medium. Even though I swear like a banshee everywhere else, and in every other part of my life. I mean – what more utter pure enjoyment can you get out of life – than swearing your head off ammiright??
Right back to this story.
