Dead Before He Died

Living the long and meaningless life

Thomas Plummer
Published in
1 min readApr 26, 2024


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Oh, too cold, I won’t go.
It’s too hot, I want to stay inside.
So late, so late, please take me home.
No thanks, one glass my limit.
Love, oh no, what if she left.
Sex, no, no… me naked
with a stranger? Disgusting?
Slow down, slow down driver,
you drive too damn fast.
Only one cookie please, no
more for me, must keep
the discipline, stay lean.
Ten o’clock, time for…



Thomas Plummer

A simple life dedicated to leaving the world a little better than I found it. Long career in the business of fitness, writer of books, speaker, personal coach.