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Doing the Underwear Boogie

Victory is mine, I have won the daily underwear war

By Ljupco on iStock (image licensed by author)

Dance old man, dance
Stand bare ass naked in front of the mirror
Bend…bend slowly down
Creaks, moans, whimpering,
a thousand voices of complaints,
knees, back, hips,
all singing a chorus
of “You have got to be kidding old man”
Left leg up over the foot
Boogie to the left on one foot
Dance back to the right on the other



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Thomas Plummer

Thomas Plummer


A simple life dedicated to leaving the world a little better than I found it. Long career in the business of fitness, writer of books, speaker, personal coach.