SUPER HUMBLE JOHN JOHN FLORENCE ACTUALLY NOT HUMBLE AT ALL!

Theory:

John John Florence strategically keeps GOAT-like facial hair to remind opponents that he’s the GOAT.

Evidence:

Other Theory:

Haole’s still have no shaving rights on Oahu.

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