Breast Stories
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Breast Stories

BREASTS, BREASTS, BREASTS!

An Incident in “Intimates”

All I wanted was a little padded pick-me-up

Last night while playing an aggravating game of Aggravation with my younger son, I got so carried away I consumed a bag of sour cream and onion potato chips. Sodium count — 2,400 milligrams. This morning the bags under my eyes look like breasts.

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