BREASTS, BREASTS, BREASTS!
An Incident in “Intimates”
All I wanted was a little padded pick-me-up
Last night while playing an aggravating game of Aggravation with my younger son, I got so carried away I consumed a bag of sour cream and onion potato chips. Sodium count — 2,400 milligrams. This morning the bags under my eyes look like breasts.