Put Your Breasts Away — This Isn’t Europe

Boobs at Barton Springs

Barton Springs. Author image.

I’m at the age when I’m more worried about my breast health than breast sexiness. I don’t put on swimsuits and wonder how my boobs look in them. I wear swimsuits that are functional.

If I’m swimming laps, I wear something that keeps my girls from flopping out. If I’m at the lake with my son, I wear a suit minorly more sexy than…