I Just Flashed a Stripper

I had bigger breasts but she still got the money

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I know, I know, I know, incredibly childish, and yes I was out drinking with friends. The simple proof that I drank too much was that we wound up in a stripper bar at the end of the night. Not my first choice but it was the third or fourth bar (or was there a fifth bar) of the night. You get the picture.