Why is My Only Bra Purple?

Somehow I always make a major packing mistake

These are not my boobs or bra. The titular bra is a deep dark purple. You will just have to take my word for it because I’m not giving you a photo. Photo by Womanizer Toys on Unsplash

The good news about having packers swoop in and box up all your worldly possessions is you get to sit back perusing online real estate listings dreaming about the new house you’ll never be able to afford.

The bad news is something you didn’t intend to pack with your household goods will get shipped.