There’s a New Bra in Town
Equality or tyranny?
There’s a new bra in town, but it’s not a bra. It’s a belt for your boobs. Did you know your boobs needed a belt? I didn’t.The other day, I was almost completely dressed, getting ready to go listen to music and I couldn’t figure out what was missing.
I checked my hair. Brushed, beach curls. I practiced sitting down. I couldn’t feel cool air on my buttcrack so…