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How to Be a Perfect Husband

With a little help from Elmo

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My husband is always at least a step ahead of himself, thinking his next great thought instead of finishing what he is doing.

For this reason, we have lots of conversations about turning off lights, closing cupboards, and locking doors.

Last year I had him paying a dollar every time the toilet seat was left up. The…

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