What’s the Worst Thing that Happens When You Get Old?

Shh, don’t tell anyone — do these best things instead

Malky McEwan
Published in
5 min readOct 16, 2021


Photo by Deedee Geli on Unsplash

Do you remember when you were a teenager, and you could wake at the crack of noon and still not need to pee until Judge Rinder came on?

Things change.

Hairs sprout from the end of your nose. Knees ache. Hips click. Your body makes…