The 7 Dwarves of Menopause

Introducing Sweaty, Chilly, Wakey, Sleepy, Bitchy, Nervy, Horny

I’ve never been the textbook definition of anything. I walked early. I talked early. I’m way smaller than I supposedly should be. I do things people my age allegedly shouldn’t. But this, THIS time, I’m right on schedule and by the damn book! I’m almost 51, and true to statistics, the factory appears to be…

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Misty Rae

4X Top Writer. Former legal eagle. Wife, mother, nature lover, chef, writer and all-around free spirit looking to write her way back to the ocean.